The Complete Lyrics

sometimes you can fix something by just being a prick winning by intimidation
sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt it's the ultimate distraction
i poke button i want action let's hear some gears and see some smoke
no dilly-dally move your heiny this is the age of "go for broke"
sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some ass if you don't mind humiliation
sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe academic contemplation
so pathetic no mechanic no steady eye, no magic touch
no screw driver ball peen hammer and mr. fix-it's gone to lunch
not personal? yeah it's personal... what did i ever do to you?
no crap from contraptions just do what i tell you to do
sometimes you can fix something by just blaming your mom everybody loves a victim
sometimes you can fix something by just cracking a joke humor is greasy lubrication
sometimes you can fix something by just cooking the books wealth is all about perception
sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a joint stoner free association
broke down, lifeless junkyard worthless no tweezer jesus in the house
so desperate so dependent pay any price to dope it out
i want genius i wanna suss the perfect kluge, the devil glitch
oh, hosanna socket messiah the only jesus worth a shit
JAM sometimes you can fix something by just building a ramp if you have that inclination!
sometimes you can fix something by just sitting around solutions come from relaxation
sometimes you can fix something by just blowing it up the world reacts to provocation
sometimes you can fix something by just takin' it slow our culture loves procrastination
sometimes you can fix something by just hurrying up we worship instant solutions
sometimes you can fix something by just looking away zen Buddhist inattention
sometimes you can fix something with just a mistake don't get too hung-up on perfection
sometimes you can fix something by just doing it right craftsmanship demands precision
sometimes you can fix something with total control aim plan for global domination
sometimes you can fix something by just playing along give 'em enough rope to hang 'em
sometimes you can fix something by working like hell that will not hurt your reputation
sometimes you can fix something by not working too hard burn-out is a real problem
sometimes you can fix something by just having faith sometimes miracles can happen
sometimes you can fix something by just saying a prayer wait for divine intervention
sometimes you can fix something by just trusting your luck roll them bones and see what happens
sometimes you can fix something by just being a cheat mastermind the final outcome sometimes you can fix something by just being tough ya gotta learn to take rejection
sometimes you can fix something by just being scared heros never seem to live long
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a class learn new techniques, new information
sometimes you can fix something by just building a wall there's such a thing as too much freedom
sometimes you can fix something by just tightening your belt learn to live within restrictions
sometimes you can fix something by just busting loose don't let 'em squish your self-expression
sometimes you can fix something by just shutting up let someone smarter do the talking
sometimes you can fix something by just coming in last but wait 'til next season
sometimes you can fix something by just holding out wear away the opposition
sometimes you can fix something by just being a fool innocence trumps sophistication
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the law when they try and pull a fast one
sometimes you can fix something by just screening your calls they're always tryin' ta sell ya something
sometimes you can fix something by just washing your hands eliminate contamination
sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a mask sometimes it's best to keep 'em guessing
sometimes you can fix something by just going to hell pave it with the best intentions
sometimes you can fix something by just telling all exorcize your deepest demons
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "no" take an intractable position
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "yes" if they can meet all your conditions
sometimes you can fix something with just the right spin make 'em question what they're seeing
sometimes you can fix something by just changing your mind there's nothing wrong with indecision
sometimes you can fix something by just building a fort hunker down for the duration
sometimes you can fix something by just changing sides if you can't beat 'em...join 'em
sometimes you can fix something by just getting laid orgasm releases tension
sometimes you can fix something by just jacking off you can't get AIDS from masturbation
sometimes you can fix something by just getting drunk a cure for mental constipation
sometimes you can fix something by just having one drink everything in moderation
sometimes you can fix something by just taking the heat or get out of the kitchen
sometimes you can fix something by just passing the buck blame it on another person
sometimes you can fix something by just turning around try a mid-course correction
sometimes you can fix something by just trying to cope with patience, tact and stoicism
sometimes you can fix something by just starting to cry people can't take raw emotions
sometimes you can fix something by running from your past join the French Foreign Legion
sometimes you can fix something by just turning a knob volume is a weapon
sometimes you can fix something by just toning it down too much too fast might overwhelm 'em
sometimes you can fix something by just giving a gift mollify the opposition
sometimes you can fix something by just taking it back you don't wanna spoil 'em
sometimes you can fix something by just playing dumb try to get off with a warning
sometimes you can fix something by just being sharp stall with a brilliant explanation
sometimes you can fix something by just going to church maybe God will pay attention
sometimes you can fix something by not going to church I've met too many evil Christians
sometimes you can fix something by just being against being against the establishment of the church antidisestablishmentarianism
sometimes you can fix something by just suing the son of a bitch tie 'em up in litigation
sometimes you can fix something by just going home maybe the answer's back in Cleveland
sometimes you can fix something by hot-wiring the fuse 'tho you may risk electrocution
sometimes you can fix something with just a better glue high coefficient of adhesion
sometimes you can fix something by just paying 'em off then get on with what you're doing
sometimes you can fix something by not being home avoid unwanted solicitations
BAND OUT sometimes you can fix something by just having the stones if you can't get no satisfaction
sometimes you can fix something by just listening to The Who sing "my-my-my gen-gen-generation"
sometimes you can't fix something by just playing pinball tho Tommy's such a stupid album
sometimes you can fix something by just speaking your mind that right is in the constitution
sometimes you can fix something by just biting your tongue they say "silence is golden"
sometimes you can fix something by just writing a book go on talk shows 'round the nation
sometimes you can fix something by just reading a book turn off that goddamn television
sometimes you can fix something by just having a snack hunger wrecks your concentration
sometimes you can fix something by just wondering why ain't no harm in asking
sometimes you can fix something by not wondering why 'cus sometimes answers are a prison
sometimes you can fix something by just buying the beer get to know your new companions
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a trip the greatest place on earth is Iceland
sometimes you can fix something by just spinning your wheels sometimes the thing to do is nothing
sometimes you can fix something by just spinning your wheels heat 'em up for better traction
sometimes you can fix something by just oiling your wheels a little grease reduces friction
sometimes you can fix something by just trusting yourself listen to your intuition
sometimes you can fix something with just a tin can a West Virginia exhaust system
sometimes you can fix something by just pulling that switch justice is served by execution
sometimes you can fix something by just drawing the line there is a limit to your patience
sometimes you can fix something with just the right phrase come up with a catchy slogan
sometimes you can fix something by just changing one word that's how a thought becomes a poem
sometimes you can fix something by just buying some time let things settle down some
sometimes you can fix something by just being crude dirty jokes help male bonding
sometimes you can fix something by just pulling some strings set things into motion
sometimes you can fix something by just having the clout the juice to get the job done
sometimes you can fix something by just pulling rank declare an end to the discussion
sometimes you can fix something by just giving 'em lip there's power in sarcasm
sometimes you can fix something by just showing respect if they deserve it, give 'em some
sometimes you can fix something by just flipping 'em the bird 'tho that invites retaliation
sometimes you can fix something with just a little paint cover up those imperfections
sometimes you can fix something by throwing the baby out with the bathwater a cliche's okay if it's a good one
sometimes you can fix something with just a good excuse say you were kidnapped by Martians
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a vote settle on a course of action
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a poll but rig it with tricky questions
sometimes you can fix something by just carrying a spare crucial gear often malfunctions
sometimes you can fix something by just being vague people will look for hidden meanings
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing some dirt blackmail's nasty but effective
sometimes you can fix something by just standing firm achieve your objective
sometimes you can fix something by just stepping back see it from a new perspective
sometimes you can fix something by just letting go don't be too over-protective
sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth 'tho that's totally subjective
sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth honesty is such a rare thing
sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth subject to verification
sometimes you can fix something by not telling the truth what they don't know won't 'em
sometimes you can fix something by not knowing the truth we all live with our delusions
sometimes you can fix something by keeping the truth to yourself don't shatter people's illusions
CHUNK 2 - IN
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a pill then call me in the morning
sometimes you can fix something by just making a roux that's how I once saved Thanksgiving
sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a bomb teach the bastards a lesson
sometimes you can fix something by just throwing a fit ventilate all your frustrations
sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat protein's a part of good nutrition
sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat vegetarians are boring
sometimes you can fix something by not eating some meat cow farts are ruining the ozone
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a break just be ready when it happens
sometimes you can fix something by just sitting still wait for that flash of inspiration
sometimes you can fix something by just sitting real still they call that "playing possum"
sometimes you can fix something by going to the source some things get lost in the translation
sometimes you can fix something by just making a link that's called concatenation
sometimes you can fix something by just being strange beyond all classification
sometimes you can fix something by just branching out if you can get good distribution
sometimes you can fix something by just hitting Control-S computers are always crashing
sometimes you can fix something by just finding a mate there's nothing like a good companion
sometimes you can fix something by just being alone ya always seem to get more work done
sometimes you can fix something by just having a kid then move to Montclair from Hoboken
sometimes you can fix something by just throwing it away clutter's an anal compulsion
sometimes you can fix something by giving it away we're now accepting donations
sometimes you can fix something by just eating some corn clean out your colon
sometimes you can fix something by just turning the page find out who's the villain
sometimes you can fix something by just picking yourself up and get back in the runnin'
sometimes you can fix something by just making a few tweeks subtle modifications
sometimes you can fix something by not getting it fixed maybe you got stuck with a lemon
sometimes you can fix something by just getting old just outlive your competition
sometimes you can fix something by just never growing up damn right the world owes you a living
sometimes you can fix something by just being ashamed guilt's a valid motivation
sometimes you can fix something by just blaming the world avoid all introspection
sometimes you can fix something by just making a choice after weighing all your options
sometimes you can fix something with a mnemonic device an aide to memorization
sometimes you can fix something with just a slap on the wrist constructive criticism
sometimes you can fix something by just getting spanked young man, I hope you've learned your lesson
sometimes you can fix something by just making a stink blow things way out of proportion
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a Mac DOS is such a lousy system
sometimes you can fix something by just moving out try a trial separation
sometimes you can fix something by just trying to hide "nobody here but us chickens"
sometimes you can fix something by just fixin' it in the mix 'tho that is lazy production
sometimes you can fix something by just screaming "shut up" now stop all of this bitchin'
sometimes you can fix something by just introducing yourself make a good first impression
sometimes you can fix something by just blowing some smoke the ancient art of obfuscation
sometimes you can fix something by just hiring a flack improve your public relations
sometimes you can fix something by just being a crook even Nixon got a pardon
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a shot update all your vaccinations
sometimes you can fix something by just being upbeat brimming with enthusiasm
sometimes you can fix something by just feeling doomed sit back and wait for Armageddon
sometimes you can fix something by just faking your death skip out on your obligations
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a life everybody needs a mission
sometimes you can fix something by just looking it up ask you local librarian
sometimes you can fix something by just looking it up let your fingers do the walking
sometimes you can fix something by listening to NPR especially Morning Edition
sometimes you can fix something by just losing your shirt bankruptcy means a new beginning
sometimes you can fix something by just going to work fill out that job application
sometimes you can fix something by just watching Fox The X-Files or The Simpsons
sometimes you can fix something by just watching The Tick the best thing on Saturday morning
sometimes you can fix something by just writing a note give 'em a good recommendation
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a look learn by careful observation
sometimes you can fix something by just being a spy launch a covert operation
sometimes you can fix something by ordering a probe a blue ribbon investigation
sometimes you can fix something by just saving the earth how can we stand all this pollution?
sometimes you can fix something by checking the SCSI i.d. you might need termination
sometimes you can fix something by just being a bitch some men need lots of training
sometimes you can fix something by just building a bridge try to form a coalition
sometimes you can fix something by just drying it out shorts are caused by condensation
sometimes you can fix something by starting from the top get it right with more rehearsing
sometimes you can fix something by just explaining it again aim for clarification
sometimes you can fix something by just making a switch try a clever substitution
sometimes you can fix something by believing in ghosts witchcraft and divination
sometimes you can fix something by just seeing a ghost that gimmick always worked for Dickens
sometimes you can fix something by just doing the right thing ethics matter in the long run
sometimes you can fix something by finally seeing the light but watch out for deathbed conversions
sometimes you can fix something by just dragging your butt keep 'em waiting, keep 'em waitin'
sometimes you can fix something by just shaking things up a total reorganization
sometimes you can fix something by just being strong some jobs require heavy-lifting
sometimes you can fix something by just being thin like Twiggy or Tony Perkins
sometimes you can fix something by just being fat like Greenstreet in "The Maltese Falcon"
sometimes you can fix something by just being real versus imitation
sometimes you can fix something by just being a fake invent your qualifications
sometimes you can fix something by just being a quack you still might have a gift for healing
sometimes you can fix something by just being a fraud look what that did for P T Barnum
sometimes you can fix something by just playing God genetic manipulation
sometimes you can fix something by just losing your voice that hasn't hurt Bob Dylan
sometimes you can fix something by just being rare 'tho you'll end up in a museum
sometimes you can fix something by just buying a ton some things are cheaper by the dozen
sometimes you can fix something by just bending the rules cut 'em some slack, make an exception
sometimes you can fix something by just being there there's nothing better than good timing
sometimes you can fix something by not being there an alibi that can't be shaken
sometimes you can fix something by just having some spunk overcome all tribulations
sometimes you can fix something by just playing on the one and three how come white folks feel that rhythm?
sometimes you can fix something by just wanting it all either/or are bad conjuctions
sometimes you can fix something by being right-brained and good at pattern recognition
sometimes you can fix something by being left-brained focused linear thinkin'
sometimes you can fix something by just swinging that club sometimes ya gotta be a caveman
sometimes you can fix something by just being unique defy categorization
sometimes you can fix something by just blending in observe all local customs
sometimes you can fix something by just fading away lose yourself in oblivion
sometimes you can fix something by just deciding to die thank you, Dr. Kevork...ian
sometimes you can fix something by just having a dick there's nothing wrong with being masculine
sometimes you can fix something by just asking a pro some problems need a trained technician
sometimes you can fix something by just crossing your fingers tho that's only a superstition
sometimes you can fix something by just being wrong mea culpa, mea culpa
sometimes you can fix something by just startin' to chant NOM MYOHO RENGE HARE KRISHNA
sometimes you can fix something by just going New Wave get black jeans and a Farfisa
sometimes you can fix something by just having a schtick like Liberace's candelabra
sometimes you can fix something by just taking the train efficient public transportation
sometimes you can fix something on the L.IR.R. dream on, dream on, dream on
sometimes you can fix something by just joining a frat become a Lion or a Mason
sometimes you can fix something by just polishing a turd 'til it shines like a diamond
sometimes you can fix something by just making a plan organize your operation
sometimes you can fix something by just drinking some wine loosen up your inhibitions
sometimes you can fix something by just being sweet maintain a pleasant disposition
sometimes you can fix something by just being cruel that's how horses are broken
sometimes you can fix something by just trying again sometimes you win by being stubborn
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "oh well" a feeble rationalization
sometimes you can fix something by just waving the flag demogogic jingoism
sometimes you can fix something by just being numb anesthetize your real feelings
sometimes you can fix something by just blasting away 'til you run out of ammunition
sometimes you can fix something by just studying Bird solo with upper extensions
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the chords A, B minor, D eleven
sometimes you can fix something by just courting the rich it really helps to have a patron
sometimes you can fix something by just being rich poverty is not fun
sometimes you can fix something by just being rich a Gen X Trustafarian
sometimes you can fix something by just killing the rich i welcome that revolution
sometimes you can fix something by just checking your math redo your calculations
sometimes you can fix something with just a tambourine sweeten the track with some percussion
sometimes you can fix something by just screwing up lower people's expectations
sometimes you can fix something by just lifting a line i second that emotion
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a machine automation speeds production
sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a name it really helps to have a maven
sometimes you can fix something by just keeping a straight face don't let 'em know you're laughing at 'em
sometimes you can fix something by just building a box look what that did for Phillip Johnson
sometimes you can fix something by just refusing to vote the last i cast was for McGovern
sometimes you can fix something by just checking the line maybe it's just a loose connection sometimes you can fix something by just putting on a show like Mickey Rooney & Judy Garland
sometimes you can fix something by just having a good spot location, location, location
sometimes you can fix something by just working up a sweat success is 9/10ths perspiration
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a lock just don't forget the combination
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the code some data's hidden by encryption
sometimes you can fix something by just saying it again make you point with repetition
sometimes you can fix something by just poking around everybody's hiding something
sometimes you can fix something by just calling a strike go to binding arbitration
sometimes you can fix something by just having one if you're the only one who has one!
sometimes you can fix something by just having one more complete your collection
sometimes you can fix something by just being wild resist domestication
sometimes you can fix something by just quitting your job start living like a Bohemian
sometimes you can fix something by just going right now there's too much traffic on the weekends
sometimes you can fix something by just growing a beard avoid the misery of shaving
sometimes you can fix something with just the perfect scene like waltzing in Grand Central Station
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a look deputize a delegation
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "amen" thus endeth the lesson
sometimes you can fix something by just hating the beach that worked alright for Brian Wilson
sometimes you can fix something by calling Tom Goodkind he's the master of shrewd thinking
sometimes you can fix something by just twisting an arm a little gentle convincing
sometimes you can fix something by just sharing the chores i'll wash, if you'll do the drying
sometimes you can fix something by just caring a lot attack your problem with a passion
sometimes you can fix something by just being a square all squeaky clean and wholesome
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a massage work the stress out of your system
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "what if?" tickle your imagination
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "so what?" maintain that spirit of rebellion
sometimes you can fix something by just not paying your rent make the landlord fix the plumbing
sometimes you can fix something by just squashing it hard full compression, no depression
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a second job earn a little extra income
sometimes you can fix something by just being wry ironic juxtaposition
sometimes you can fix something by just getting it fixed who needs this aggravation?
sometimes you can fix something by just splitting for the Coast there's something magic 'bout the ocean
sometimes you can fix something by just getting sick you might get cool hallucinations
sometimes you can fix something with something out of the blue epiphanies and revelations
sometimes you can fix something by just throwing a pie basic goofball entertainment
sometimes you can fix something by just sharing your pain bore the world with your hurting
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "I'm sorry" hope for some kind of absolution
sometimes you can fix something by just paying with cash that's the way dodge the taxman
sometimes you can fix something by just parking your dough in a bank in the Cayman Islands
sometimes you can fix something with just a running gag that always worked for Monty Python
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what to expect like the Spanish Inquisition
sometimes you can fix something by just taking some speed then cram for your examination
sometimes you can fix something by just slowing down wait a minute, keep your shirt on
sometimes you can fix something by just being a dump like most of Staten Island
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "fuck you" America's real national anthem
sometimes you can fix something by just being the same have lots of things in common
sometimes you can fix something by just changing yourself with a nose job or liposucktion
sometimes you can fix something by just changing real fast adapt or face extinction
sometimes you can fix something by not changing a thing just redesign the carton
sometimes you can fix something by just playing some golf get buddy-buddy with the big guns
sometimes you can fix something by just traveling light rid yourself of your possessions
sometimes you can fix something by just being a king declare it fixed by proclamation
sometimes you can fix something with coffee and cigarettes the real breakfast of champions
sometimes you can fix something by just learning how to swim pretend that you are Esther Williams
sometimes you can fix something by just stealin' a boat then seek political asylum
sometimes you can fix something by just splitting hairs point out the subtle distinctions
sometimes you can fix something by just being right without fear of contradiction
sometimes you can fix something by not being too right avoid self-righteous indignation
sometimes you can fix something by just staying awake or you might miss something
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a nap the elves will fix it while you're sleeping
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "hi" greetings and salutations
sometimes you can fix something by just being lost you'll go off in new directions
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the Mob sometimes it helps to be Sicilian
sometimes you can fix something by just closing-up shop put up a sign that says "gone fishing"
sometimes you can fix something by just picking up the tab snow 'em with a lavish luncheon
sometimes you can fix something by just doing good work you've earned that adulation
sometimes you can fix something by just being known someone who needs no introduction
sometimes you can fix something by just being a star tho not like Norma Desmond
sometimes you can fix something by just being clean and above all suspicion
sometimes you can fix something by just filling your plate help yourself, go back for seconds
sometimes you can fix something by just being a whore there're many kinds of prostitution
sometimes you can fix something with eeny-meeny-miney-mo the process of elimination
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing who was there guilty by association
sometimes you can fix something by with AT and F1 enter reinititalize your modem
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what ya want don't suffer fools, morons or cretins
sometimes you can fix something by just getting dressed nudity gets boring
sometimes you can fix something by just hurting yourself some people thrive on self-destruction
sometimes you can fix something by just camping out build a fire, climb a mountain
sometimes you can fix something by just takin' a hike turn in your resignation
sometimes you can fix something by just spraying the pots resitance rises with corrosion
sometimes you can fix something by just being cool quote Negraponte or McLuhan
sometimes you can fix something by just being cool like Ray Milland or Robert Mitchum
sometimes you can fix something by just being cool like Combustible Edison
sometimes you can fix something by just being real cool like William Powell in "The Thin Man"
sometimes you can fix something by just being outta the loop that way they can't say that you're lying
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "I can't" ya gotta know your limitations
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "I am" 'tho don't expect someone to listen
sometimes you can fix something by just looking back revive some retro tradition
sometimes you can fix something by just looking ahead stick to your game plan
sometimes you can fix something by just getting mad so what's your fucking problem?
sometimes you can fix something by just changing your tie sharpen up your presentation
sometimes you can fix something by just being a slob protest the fascism of fashion
sometimes you can fix something by just selling out life has its Faustian bargains
sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a rug 'tho who do you think you're fooling?
sometimes you can fix something by just watching the clock over-achievers are a nuisance
sometimes you can fix something by just being fast and bulbous also tapered, that's right, Captain
sometimes you can fix something by just being blue maybe they'll ban ya in Boston
sometimes you can fix something by just singing the blues like Howlin' Wolf, not Eric Clapton
sometimes you can fix something by just singing the blues but what the hell is 'Smoke Stack Lightning'?
sometimes you can fix something by just changing your strings be sure to check your intonation
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a tip eavesdrop on a conversation
sometimes you can fix something by just making M.A.S.H. make a fortune on the re-runs
sometimes you can fix something by just wanting it now instant gratification
sometimes you can fix something by just smashing your car the Keith Moon School of Wreckless Driving
sometimes you can fix something by just going ahead surrender to temptation
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "hey?' "who the hell gave you permission?"
sometimes you can fix something by just doing it anyway over everyone's objections
sometimes you can fix something by just reading some smut that'll get yer juices flowing
sometimes you can fix something by just gutting it out don't let go of your vision
sometimes you can fix something by just losing your nerve reconsider what you're doin'
sometimes you can fix something by just havin' yer doubts maybe your idea's a dumb one
sometimes you can fix something by just plodding along when you're way past the point of caring
sometimes you can fix something by just pulling the plug cutting your losses shows wisdom
sometimes you can fix something by plugging back in lick your wounds, then come out swinging
sometimes you can fix something by just being unplugged your record will sell millions
PAUSE - IN
sometimes you can fix something by giving your Legal I. D. we pause for station identification...
PAUSE - OUT
sometimes you can fix something by being a good boss not one of those modern venal strivers
sometimes you can fix something by just being dependent on the kindness of strangers
sometimes you can fix something by getting your Phd. 'tho that won't help ya flipping burgers
sometimes you can fix something by just making that call you might already be a winner
sometimes you can fix something by just being a thief lots of art's appropriation
sometimes you can fix something by just saying it's art the essence of Duchampism
sometimes you can fix something by just being a thief lots of good ideas are stolen
sometimes you can fix something by just getting caught then go thru rehabilitation
sometimes you can fix something by just learning to type have a skill you can fall back on
sometimes you can fix something by not learning to type who needs carpal tunnel syndrome?
sometimes you can fix something with just more umph zizz-up the schmutz with zotz and goo-kum
sometimes you can fix something by just with still more umph just get yourself a bigger engine
sometimes you can fix something by just being smug view the world with condescension
sometimes you can fix something with just a quick fix skip the problem, treat the symptoms
sometimes you can fix something by just holding court like Dorthy Parker at the Algonquin
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "no thanks" "i decline the nomination"
sometimes you can fix something by just hitting erase send it to magnetic heaven
sometimes you can fix something by just being a smash the must-see hit of the season
sometimes you can fix something by just being a flop even Steven Sondheim had 'em
sometimes you can fix something with just some vitamin E they say it's good for the complexion
sometimes you can fix something if things just go right no unexpected complications
sometimes you can fix something by just making a deal enter in negotiations
sometimes you can fix something by just telling a shrink your phobias and fixations
sometimes you can fix something by just staging a coup a bloody act of liberation
sometimes you can fix something by just playing the long shot tho that's a risky proposition
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the odds then make an accurate prediction
sometimes you can fix something by just hedging your bets avoid a reckless speculation
sometimes you can fix something by just fipping a coin heads you lose, tails i win
sometimes you can fix something by releasing it "as is" de-bug it in a later version
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "i'll pass" an act of self-preservation
sometimes you can fix something by just makin' it up everything is fiction
sometimes you can fix something by just getting bought out if they can meet your stipulations
sometimes you can fix something by just having no mercy total capitulation
sometimes you can fix something by just mnusy lkspek lknaoi yeah...i gotta work on my diction
sometimes you can fix something by just cracking the whip c'mon, get with the program
sometimes you can fix something by just sitting by a lake restful, peaceful meditation
sometimes you can fix something by just making a fist there is a time for aggression
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the way to your final destination
sometimes you can fix something by just making your move after careful preparation
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what's what and all its implications
sometimes you can fix something by just having some style an eye for tasteful decoration
sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a beat are you still listening?
sometimes you can fix something by just going too far dramatic exaggeration
sometimes you can fix something by playing on the roof "oi 'ope we've passed the audition!"
sometimes you can fix something by just curbing your dog shit on the sidewalk's just disgusting
sometimes you can fix something by just being a sneak become a master of deception
sometimes you can fix something by just being a creep back-stabbing, Machiavel-lian
sometimes you can fix something by just doin' the do or some other slang expression
sometimes you can fix something by saying you're "concerned" tho that's just a euphemism/tho you're scared as hell about 'em
sometimes you can fix something by just pounding away get that thru your cran-ium
sometimes you can fix something with just a list of names thank 'em in the dedication
sometimes you can fix something by just using a Vox the best British amplification
sometimes you can fix something by just dropping in my front door is always open
sometimes you can fix something by just getting a fix 'tho dope is dumb by definition
sometimes you can fix something by just tapping your phone do it for your own protection
sometimes you can fix something by just having long hair i grok yer groovy vibrations
sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a frame get things in synchronization
sometimes you can fix something by just being cute everybody's little darling
sometimes you can fix something by just changing it's shape they say that form follows function
sometimes you can fix something by just fixing it yourself consider it a challenge
sometimes you can fix something by just asking for help here...gimme that before ya break something
sometimes you can fix something by just having the knack while other's just keep on struggling
sometimes you can fix something by just looking the other way survive by being a good German
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "nein" "das ist verboten"
sometimes you can fix something by just being a vamp oozing decadent corruption
sometimes you can fix something by just falling in love you'll feel like a virgin
sometimes you can fix something by falling in love again ya gotta get your head examined
sometimes you can fix something by having a backyard hang a hammock, plant a garden
sometimes you can fix something by just living in town my whole backyard is Manhattan
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the trick ignore the man behind the curtain
sometimes you can fix something by just knowin' for sure 'tho nothing is for certain
sometimes you can fix something by just paying the fine avoid a lengthy prosecution
sometimes you can fix something by just knocking it down this place is set for demolition
sometimes you can fix something by trying everything you can run thru all the permutations
sometimes you can fix something on just the first try people will think you're a magician
sometimes you can fix something if the calla lillies are in bloom perfect for any occasion
sometimes you can fix something by just wanting the best i wanna own the Chrysler Building
sometimes you can fix something by not having the best too much of a good thing
sometimes you can fix something by just being the best XTC's the greatest pop band
sometimes you can't fix something by just being the best XTC's still stuck in Swindon
sometimes you can fix something by just working a scam our culture really loves a conman
sometimes you can fix something by just being possessed by parasitic aliens
sometimes you can fix something by just being attacked by an interstellar infestation
sometimes you can fix something by having an evil twin ohh...that one
sometimes you can fix something by traveling in time escape into the 4th dimension
sometimes you can fix something with any of the above all cheesy Star Trek plot inventions
sometimes you can fix something by just willing it fixed they really study this at Princeton
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing your roots my ethnic background is suburban
sometimes you can fix something by just diggin a hole try living subterranean
sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a hat a derby or a turban
sometimes you can fix something with a better rhyme than that believe me, I'm trying
sometimes you can fix everything with a smart drummer 'tho that's an oxymoron
sometimes you can fix something by just being a spud the truth about de-evolution
sometimes you can fix something by always landing on your feet just like Buster Keaton
sometimes you can fix something by just ordering out Cantonese, Hunan or Szechuan
sometimes you can fix something by just listing your strengths too many to mention
sometimes you can fix something by just listing your faults is that an ego deflating?
sometimes you can fix something with just some flower tops camomile or echinacea
sometimes you can fix something by just changing your blood flush out all those tocsins
sometimes you can fix something by just going "boom" that's supposed to be an explosion
sometimes you can fix something by just saying "what's going on?" "stop all this commotion"
sometimes you can fix something by saying "excuse me, dear" "pass the suntan lotion"
sometimes you can fix something by staring off into space dreams are the mother of creation
sometimes you can fix something by going overseas but what's the point of Belgium?
sometimes you can fix something by just thinking big that's a strategy for winning
sometimes you can fix something by just thinking small i'm sure there's lots of good reasons
sometimes you can fix something by just working for yourself not at some faceless corporation
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing their sign I always fight with Sagittarians
sometime you can fix something by just pleading the fifth avoiding self-incrimination
sometimes you can fix something by just ordering two with extra cheese, pickles and onions
sometimes you can fix something otium cum dignitate ya gotta know a little Latin
sometimes you can fix something by just starting to preach with a timely Bibical quotation
sometimes you can fix something by just spreading the good word convert the heathens and barbarians
sometimes you can fix something by not starting to preach ain't got no time for Bible thumpin'
sometimes you can fix something with a good 'nom de punk' Armitage Shanks or Johnny Rotten
sometimes you can fix something with just a grain of salt maintain a healthy skepticism
sometimes you can fix something by just defining your terms eliminate confusion
sometimes you can fix something by something, something, something i knew it once, but I've forgotten
sometimes you can fix something by just rockin' the boat I'd like to know if you've got the notion
sometimes you can fix something by just having a smoke nicotine is food, not an addiction
sometimes you can fix something by just brewing some beans get some caffeine stimulation
sometimes you can fix something by just knowing where ya are 12 verses from the ending!
sometimes you can fix something by just using your head go to experts, get opinions
sometimes you can fix something by just being polite trust in reason and persuasion
sometimes you can fix something by just leaving it alone let it stew in isolation
sometimes you can fix something by just holding a grudge revenge is such a cool sensation
sometimes you can fix something by just changing its name redefine the situation
sometimes you can fix something by just running away avoid a messy confrontation
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a stand but that's an awesome obligation
sometimes you can fix something by just starting a war everybody at attention
sometimes you can fix something by just dancing all night answers come out of exhaustion
sometimes you can fix something by just telling a lie screw'em with mis-information
sometimes you can fix something by just taking a walk take a break, take a vacation
sometimes you can fix something by turning the other cheek that's what they tell ya in religion
sometimes you can fix something by just ripping it apart maybe the damn thing wants attention
sometimes you can fix something by just smacking it around it's a form of education
sometimes you can fix something by just giving up...